Thread:Jens Ingels/@comment-9946604-20141218052729

Most people don' t reaIize this at first,  but jens' farts smell exactly like tacos. Not like poo tacos, but legit steak and cheese fresh off the grill. This truth actually caused a franchise war between local taco shops as to who could make tacos thathe more closely simulated Jens' butt.

Once, on a trip to Oslo to recertify his butt as a firearm, Jens experienced some stomach discomfort as a result of a cappuccino and caused local beef prices to raise 30%.

There waswas much doom and the children did rejoice.

I remain unaffected as I am an ocean away. For this, hear my warning. Go not into the light of the tacos. You must fear the taco farts, because they will draw you to this silly wiki. Then you will never get a programing job.

Jens I love and respect you like a brother. Go get paid to do this. 